How to Burnout an Engineer as a Manager

January 28, 2024 (8mo ago)

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This article employs a hefty dose of sarcasm to underline the serious issue of engineer burnout in the software development industry. It's a comedic tragedy of sorts.

Welcome to a whimsical yet earnest exploration of the path to engineer burnout. Drawing from my recent voyage through the tech industry, this guide offers a satirical peek behind the curtain of management misadventures. This piece serves as both a reflection and a cheeky cautionary tale of what not to do.

The Meeting Marathon

Imagine our workday framed by meetings: one to kick things off and another to wrap up, with a sprinkling of impromptu gatherings in between. It's like a daily double-feature where the main attraction is the art of the meeting. And yes, there were times when these discussions turned into spirited debates, inadvertently setting the stage for some unplanned, late-night work marathons.

The Role of the Ever-present "Client"

Here, the plot thickens as the dynamics between project expectations and team advocacy take center stage. The journey through these blurred lines was like navigating a maze blindfolded, with the occasional surprise dead end. It's a tale of growth, challenges, and the sometimes comical struggle of adapting to unexpected roles within the team framework, transformed our workspace into a live-action client feedback loop.

The Jack-of-All-Trades Saga

Embracing the multifaceted world of software engineering with gusto, I found myself at the crossroads of diverse roles. Backend? Sure. Data science? Why not. Leading an internal project with the brief as concise as a haiku? With open arms, I accepted. My excitement was not just for the roles themselves but for the opportunity to demonstrate versatility and resilience. The anticipation of being recognized for my ability to seamlessly fill any gap and elevate projects from concept to completion was a driving force. Yet, the recognition for these endeavors seemed as elusive as a mirage in a desert.

The Recognition Black Hole

To clarify my earlier point, my concern wasn't about handling multiple responsibilities; it was the lack of feedback after completing them successfully. Compliments or signs of appreciation were rare, almost as if they didn't exist. Even when solutions I provided were highly effective, the recognition or acknowledgment from others was minimal. In this environment, hearing a simple "good job" felt extremely rare, almost as if it was an elusive concept.

The Moral of the Story

As I step away from the consulting scene, this guide, dripping with sarcasm yet sincere at heart, is my way of shedding light on the delicate dance between management and engineering. It's a reminder that, while the journey might be fraught with absurdities, there’s always room for growth, laughter, and, most importantly, self-reflection.

May your standups be brief, your recognition abundant, and your roles clearly defined.